...to me!
I turn 17 today. I feel old now.
EDIT: So I got a recording studio thing from my parents today. Expect audio portal submissions in the future!
EDIT 2: So, my girlfriend knows how I never had a pet when I was little... so she gave me one! A blue Betta fish. I named him Vince.
EDIT 3: Got my driver's license!
PolishMatt
And about your 'poop' response to the 1st fellow... that happens to me sometimes as well. It's satisfying.
Twone
It happened to me today, actually. Ah, it was so great.